twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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h0odrich:

we took the batteries out of my cousins furby to play game boy color and that shit blinked at us dead ass on my life with the batteries out and everything I never trusted them

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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

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senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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