junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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